There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

I love the people, ' I said. 'I have room in me for love, and for ever so many little lives.

It ain't over 'til it's over.-Yogi Berra

Work therefore is the paramount key to discovering yourself.

i found religion in the greeting card aisle now i know hallmark was right

Believe in yourself, step one. Believe in the order, step two. Believe in the teachings, step three.

We are all swimmers in God's mighty sea.

The constitution supposes, what the History of all Governments demonstrates, that the Executive is the branch of power most interested in war, and most prone to it.

Color is life, for a world without color seems dead. As a flame produces light, light produces color. As intonation lends color to the spoken word, color lends spiritually realized sound to a form.

A sannyasin has to relax to that total state of let-go when everything happens and nothing is done.

I adhere to the religion of art and music and small children.