There is no real need for decorations when throwing a barbecue party - let the summer garden, in all its vibrant and luscious splendour, speak for itself.

From breathing techniques, muscle toning to overall flexibility and relaxation, my Pilates sessions have become something of a weekly necessity that keeps me fit, happy and energized.

What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession.

It's a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30, on account of your sister, brother in law and your bottom.

Entertaining on any scale can be stressful and daunting.

Turkeys are perfect for feeding larger gatherings.

I have finally perfected my signature. It took hours of practicing I decided early on just to write Pippa, not Middleton.

A batsman goes out and is then in until he gets out. This goes on until the last batsman is out, apart from one who is still in and therefore not out.

Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin?

When hosting a party, move any clutter from the space where you're entertaining.

I can assure you that it feels even stranger to me than it probably does to you to have seen so much written about me when I have done so little to paint a picture of myself.

All plots are cliche.

The world will never know you because you did not cross the limits of yourself

Negroes must be free in order to be equal, and they must be equal in order to be free... Men cannot win freedom unless they win equality. They cannot win equality unless they win freedom.

I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, "You're gonna be a comedian," and all this stuff.

I mean, you take a look at this, it's one way. [Mexicans] get the jobs, they get the factories, they get the cash, and all we get - we get illegal immigration and we get drugs.

The days are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?

I sometimes wonder if our memories are a myth. We think we remember, but we are remembering the story and not the actual event?

Dear young people, Christ asks you to be wide awake and alert, to see the things in life that really matter.

He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.

Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.