I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, "You're gonna be a comedian," and all this stuff.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

For the sun, stars, oceans, and all the trees, I’ll consider it.

The kinds of people we meet in our life have a huge impact on the kind of person we become.

An art prodigy of the 21st century has yet to be crowned. Or have they?

Self-esteem is that deep-down inside the skin feeling you have of your own self-worth.

Do not fear to be your true self, for everything you want, wants you.

You might say that the very best that can happen is to have energetic opponents.

I always believe that if you feel good and look happy, you're always going to be beautiful. My one actual beauty trick is pretty cliche: Never, ever go to bed with your makeup on.

I love to travel, it doesn't matter where I am in the world, usually there's a good time to be had.

Which was what love was: unmotivated respect.