He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Everyone comes to this world with one great purpose. That is to serve others.

The way superheroes dominate the fictional landscape now, along with dystopian futures and zombies. Yeah, definitely - I think these stories function as a kind of mythology for us.

Also, at a certain point relentlessness itself can become comedic.

We are beginning to see the influence of dream upon reality and reality upon dream.

At the same time, we're going to take care of our military and we're going to take care of our great, great, great veterans.

Whatever man prays for, he prays for a miracle. Every prayer reduces itself.

I’m a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don’t need training – they just are.

We are all different. There is no such thing as a standard or run-of-the-mill human being, but we share the same human spirit.

Even films without music are inspiring, as I think a good story is full of changes, different paces, and ideas.

The satellite revolt was not sparked from the West. It was sparked by Communism itself.