There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

1. Feed off you. 2. Replenish you. 3. Repeat.

I had a lot of learning on my feet.

Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most beautiful prizes slip through it.

The cinema is a place of intrinsic indiscernibility between art and non-art.

Growing old-it's not nice, but it's interesting.

It is funny, I don't feel old enough to give advice... But with the advisers you trust, you better listen to them. It may be bad news but that's the only way you're going to improve.

Forms of expression always appear turgid to those who do not share the emotions they represent.

In my work, I wanted something irreducible, an absence of the gimmicky and clever.

I like a thin book because it will Steady a Table, a leather volume because it will Strop a Razor, and a heavy book because it can be Thrown at a Cat.

Work in the theater is more fun than fun.