There are heads of royal families who control hereditary fortunes that defy comprehension.

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.

A man can fail, but he isn't a failure until he blames someone else.

The #1 guideline to success is you must be in business for yourself. When you work for someone else, you sell your time at wholesale to your employer, who then re-sells it at retail to the customer.

A lasting relationship with a woman is only possible if you are a business failure.

There is only one way to make a great deal of money; and that is in a business of your own.

In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy.

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Buy when everyone else is selling and hold until everyone else is buying. That's not just a catchy slogan. It's the very essence of successful investing.

The key to wealth is to learn how to make money while you sleep

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

It is certain, in any case, that ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have.

A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.

The dichotomy between art and industry is totally dysfunctional in terms of film.

I cringed when I heard myself described as a Jazz singer. I've always thought of myself as a Jazz vocalist.

I fluffed off the guy who kept requesting tunes all night, then found out he was the King's son.

A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!

I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.

There are some public figures who are very private and almost hide behind their work. I try to be as open as possible.

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace.

You cannot simplify love by cutting away all but its essence.