The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Touch has a memory. O say, love, say, What can I do to kill it and be free?

Though you recite much scripture, If you are unaware and do not act accordingYou are like a cowherd counting others' cattle, Not a sharer in the wanderer's life.

Catherine had never wanted comfort more, and [Henry] looked as if he was aware of it.

I mean, I grew up in the Valley. All my friends were white Jewish kids. So the Latino kids thought I was this white girl.

One of the big things that I focus on is not having regrets, just taking every opportunity I have and going for it.

I take the threat of terrorism very seriously, and no one is more committed to hunting down terrorists and bringing them to justice, wherever they live, than I am.

I don't ever work in a way where something is an illustration of an event, but when something is occurring at the same time I see it as very informed by that.

You might have lost some major battles, but you survived and you're still here.

It's unfortunate that music has become such big business.

What is the heart? It is not human and it is not imaginary. I call it you.