The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Life is neither a play nor a party. But the love of prayer.

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Dogmas of every kind put assertion in the place of reason and give rise to more contention, bitterness, and want of charity than any other influence in human affairs.

You keep learning how to let go and to live the life that you actually have, as opposed to the life you thought you were going to have.

In labouring to be brief, I become obscure.

...she could only wait for someone, something, to free her from the invisible chains that bound her.

When we're in the middle of a difficult time, we have to speak against that lie that says, "God is not here." We have to draw near to God.

Let us march immediately, and never lay down our arms until we obtain our independence.

When you read something that good, it's terrifying because you're thinking, "Oh, god, what if I don't get this?"