The stage is a training ground and it's where you learn what's funny and what's successful.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

I always think that I'm the best thing in a lot of bad movies. Personally, I have to. I think that I like me as an actor.

You may not have faith in my friend fate, But my friend fate has faith in you.

I like doing family films.

Nothing would make my kids happier than to do another movie.

Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette.

Character actors are becoming a thing of the past. They're just going by the wayside. They're just cutting through that caliber of acting.

When you're making an independent film what you don't have in time and money you have to make up with creativity and diligence.

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still a weird entity in the world.

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand

Only you can know the difference between your wants and your needs, and your sacrifice of your life's time to both.

There was something about her playing... a knowledge of darkness in the most extreme form.

Affection is a much profound emotion, which is inexplicable but can be fathomed through our pores. It percolates down our skin slowly.

Not what we have but what we use not what we see but what we choose-these are the things that mar or bless human happiness.

It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books.

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

But let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist.

Without investment there will not be growth, and without growth there will not be employment.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.