I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

I always think that I'm the best thing in a lot of bad movies. Personally, I have to. I think that I like me as an actor.

You may not have faith in my friend fate, But my friend fate has faith in you.

I like doing family films.

Nothing would make my kids happier than to do another movie.

Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette.

Character actors are becoming a thing of the past. They're just going by the wayside. They're just cutting through that caliber of acting.

When you're making an independent film what you don't have in time and money you have to make up with creativity and diligence.

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still a weird entity in the world.

I learned a lot, in terms of inspiring people. It became very clear to me, very early on, that directing a movie was a lot like being in a theater company.

To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.

In the '97 pilot season [of Will & Grace ], I got the male lead on The Jenny McCarthy Show.

I am on the longest, craziest journey of my life and loving every minute of it! Who would have known a few plants would take you around the world!

Texas has done a very good job of securing their borders with the help of the federal government. California has done a good job.

Not living in L.A. gives me a different perspective. I'm not so caught up in the daily process of self-congratulations that's out there.

Since Plato, we have been considering the nature of knowledge, the meaning of meaning and the status of the physical world.

Obama is a president, who I think is anti-jobs.

While I was with Procol Harum, the only time I'd see my guitar was either when I walked onstage or in the studio.

Social thinking skills must be directly taught to children and adults with ASD. Doing so opens doors of social understandings in all areas of life.

To whom much is given, much is expected. I do believe this. It's embedded in me.