The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Define your mantras, your adages, and bear down repetitively -- over and over and over!

She knew with chilling and absolute certainty she was next.

Enjoy this moment, this moment is your precious life.

For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

Writing is hard, but the more you write, and enjoy what you write, the better it gets.

The Democratic lawmakers are still trying to figure out how to capitalize on this new wave of leftist anger, if you want to call it that.

The living blind and seeing Dead together lie As if in love . . . There was no more hating then, And no more love; Gone is the heart of Man.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.

With usenet gone, we just don't teach our kids entertainment-level hyperbole any more.