Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision.

Perfectionists are patient, the diligent are persevering, and the relentless are successful.

It is very rarely that a middle-aged man finds an author who gives him, what he knew so often in his teens and twenties, the sense of having opened a new door.

It all goes so fast, and character makes the difference when it's close

We women, when we're searching for a meaning to our lives or for the path of knowledge, always identify with one of four classic archetypes.

Most of my films seem to be about people bewildered by the world around them, who don't fit into it and are trying to understand it.

I am an emotional plagiarist, stealing other people's pain, subsuming it into my own until I can't remember whose it is any more.

After running for my life from hunters, a girl with too much lip gloss doesn't register on my fear radar.

The Christian man must aim at that complete obedience to God in which life finds its highest happiness, its greatest good, its perfect consummation, its peace.