Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

We are all the pieces of what we remember. We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who love us. As long as there is love and memory, there is no true loss.

When we have graciously endured every adversity, we become like a shining diamond.

Whatever I will become will be what God has chosen for me.

Begging in the Name of Jesus is an insult to His Name. Use His Name as a king, with boldness!

That's when I asked her where was that actress She said "That was somebody else" And then I asked her why she looked so happy now She said "I finally like myself, at last I like myself.

"Dream big, work hard." My parents brought up Kylie [Jenner] and me to be workaholics. That's something I really appreciate.

I just don't lose weight easily.

I may not believe in life after death, but what a gift it is to be alive now.

I love men. They are intelligent and sensitive, but there's also that hard-edged arrogant side, which is just so attractive.

Their savage eyes turned to a modest gaze by the sweet power of music.