'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

I incessantly look for water in wells dug by men, and I have drunk enough sand to prove it.

Horror, let's face it, is basically pretty dumb. You're writing about events that are preposterous, and the trick is to dress them up in language so compelling that the reader doesn't care.

Running strengthens self-motivation.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices...

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for.

I read each evening, at night and whenever possible during the day when I am traveling. I have always read.

I never wish to offend, but I am so foolishly shy, that I often seem negligent, when I am only kept back by my natural awkwardness.

We want a plan for a clean energy future...an end to global warming...Moms know about sustainable energy. After all, mother love is an unending supply and it keeps kids healthy.

I should have proposed that night in your room." "I should have let you.

Men are boys in bigger packages.