Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

Nostalgia locates desire in the past where it suffers no active conflict and can be yearned toward pleasantly.

When others walk away from a lost cause, then that is the time you can step in and seize success.

She'd seen what was between his legs and she wasn't ashamed to admit she wanted to see it again. More than just see it. Touch and taste would be a good start.

The richness of an artist is the fusion of influences that have shaped his life and work.

Western humanism has religious and transcendent sources without which it is incomprehensible to itself.

Terrorism is a real despair. These are people for whom life has been so negative that they're willing to die if they can take down some of their enemies.

A first love always occupies a special place.

As a civilian during the Second War, I was exposed to danger in circumstances which removed any distinction between the man in and the man out of uniform.

How do you explain what it feels like to get on the stage and make poetry that you know sinks into the hearts and souls of people who are unable to express it

Marvin Miller, I suspect, is the most effective union organizer since John L. Lewis.