The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The forgiveness of God flows through me and because I am forgiven, I can forgive.

Man is the question he asks about himself, before any question has been formulated. It is, therefore, not surprising that the basic questions were formulated very early in the history of mankind.

I've said all along that God is in control.

Every single soul is a poem.

There was too much going on here -- too much that strayed from odd all the way over into seriously weird.

It's a thing of violence, to whom death would be a merciful release.

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.

They can't do without electricity. They can do with less electricity.

Anything is possible in this world. I really believe that.

My parents explained: "You can either have a big Christmas and birthday present or we'll go abroad." We'd say: "Let's go abroad!" We had a lovely childhood.