The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

The wonder of life is infinite, yet most fail to comprehend this.

After all, I don't see why I am always asking for private, individual, selfish miracles when every year there are miracles like white dogwood.

Every company has two organizational structures: The formal one is written on the charts the other is the everyday relationship of the men and women in the organization.

Fame is a food that dead men eat, I have no stomach for such meat.

A good deal is a state of mind.

NDA not only stands for National Democratic Alliance but is also the National Development Alliance.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

As far as making a living, acting has been much more lucrative. Music's been tough.

Forget Halloween - Halloween to me is like every day. It's a lifestyle.

I dream of a quiet man / who explains nothing and defends nothing, but only knows / where the rarest wildflowers / are blooming, and who goes, / and finds that he is smiling / not by his own will.