The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

When, at last, I ceased to be myself, I came to be.

It is a good man who stands up for his friends, but an honorable man who stands up for his enemies.

Nothing ceases to exist. Energy does not perish, it merely changes forms. The ones you love, the ones you lose, they still exist as long as the cosmos does.

I want to develop every base of my game-stealing bases, hitting, being a better fielder.

FAITH untried may be true faith, but it is sure to be little faith, and it is likely to remain dwarfish so long as it is without trials.

Contrary to popular belief, the experience of terror does not make you braver. Perhaps though, it is easier to hide your fear when you're afraid all the time.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

It takes a long time to appreciate one's parents.

Everything is cause and effect. If you don't move, nothing will move with you, and nothing will move toward you.

There are no riches like the sweetness of content, nor poverty comparable to the want of patience.