Spam Quotes

Spam Quote of the day

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.

Two years from now, spam will be solved.

Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.

This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem.

Does the e-mail say it's about 'enlargement' - that might be spam.

Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

On email and the first instance of spam: This is not for advertising! This is for serious work!

What are Americans still buying? Big Macs,Campbell's soup,Hershey's chocolate and Spam--the four food groups of the apocalypse.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail.

I get more spam than anyone I know.

chromosomal dance oh, heavenly happenstance rare creation, you -Marcus (Poetry Spam #22)

Typically, your corporate e-mail account is not, today, that spam-targeted. It's more the free e-mail accounts that are spam-targeted.

Gold has no increasing value. And if you're really worried about, say, inflation rising, I would buy Spam. You know, you can eat Spam. You cannot eat gold.

Make your own fun. As opposed to consume fun like a package of Spam.

A love letter lost in the mail, forgotten, miss delivered and then discovered years later and received by the intended is romantic. A love letter ending up in someone's spam filter is just annoying.

Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.