The only way to convert a heathen is to travel into the jungle.

We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end.

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

The usefulness of a meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win?

To hear the Japanese plead for free trade is like hearing the word love on the lips of a harlot.

The usefulness of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.

The plain truth is that labor is the chief representative force that keeps the real special interests from dominating American political life.

My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.

The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

Fritz Mondale is not some synthetic Masked Marvel or Mystery Man. He is not made of silicon and micro-chip flakes. He is made of flesh and blood and brains.

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.

Nature time and patience are the three great physicians.

I was quite shy. I used to write stories all the time, and I think that was a worry for my parents.

If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.

We could afford the price of peace. Love is all it costs.

You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.'

Never finish a negative statement; reverse it immediately, and wonders will happen in your life.

I think that it is very good for people to talk about their paranormal experiences and share stories about things that they cannot explain.

The studios have their list of five actresses and whether they're right or wrong for a role doesn't matter. It's how much money their last movie made.

I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.