The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

Why worry about your problem when all it calls for is an effective solution?

To unleash your potential acknowledge the greatness in others

The life that counts blessings discovers its yielding more than it seems.

I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.

The longer I live, the more my mind dwells upon the beauty and the wonder of the world.

God has uniquely gifted you to help someone. Be available as God opens doors for you to do so.

Mountains in all their moods are symbols of something greater, something worth aspiring to. Mountains are powerful, dangerous, beautiful, noble and mysterious. Mountains get respect.

Being a photographer is making people look at what I want them to look at.

The world is not an unsolved problem for scientists or sociologists. The world is a living mystery.

By the road to the contagious hospital under the surge of the blue mottled clouds driven from the northeast - a cold wind.