The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.

It's not how I view being a salesman. It's how I live being a salesman.

There is only one thing I respect in so-called Broadway actors... and that is their competitive sense.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

The image I had was very clear, and so in that way The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane began like other books.

The wise man is seldom prudent.

There's a mystery there, a clue, a nut, a bolt, and if I put it together, I find me.

Junior high is so much worse than high school because at least in high school different is more accepted, celebrated actually: all the girls with blue hair and gothic Hello Kitty backpacks.

John Terry wears his shirt on his sleeve.