Funny Motivational Quotes

Funny Motivational Quote of the day

There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.

Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice.

I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.

Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.