The only thing more certain than the hatred of enemies is the envy of friends.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Time was when much of lawyering consisted (according to turn-of-the-century lawyer and statesman Elihu Root) in "telling would-be clients that they are damned fool's, and should stop.

It is strange to be here. The mystery never leaves you.

Work neither for fame nor profit. An artist should aspire only to inspire.

Hollywood's Studio Era was part of a Golden Age because it didn't need profanity (unlike reality-television today)

I do enjoy doing pantomime at Christmas. If I didn't do it, I'd feel as though I was missing something.

It's a different kind of economic recovery. The kind where bankers steal trillions and you don't have a job.

Find your inside beautyness. For me, being beautiful inside is more important that being beautiful outside. Make-up is so good for that because it helps to show your personality.

I mean, if I'm going to the Oscars or something, yes, there are people that are contributing and I'll tell them what I don't like or whatever. I know what I don't like.

But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars.

Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already seen a lot of these movies 482 times.