The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

The Providence granted me with the ability to think, and thinking unveiled to me that, sadly, there was no providence.

I dropped the candies into the children's bags, thinking: You small mortals don't realize the power of your stories.

There is always someone better off than you, and there is always someone worse off than you.

For the person for whom small things do not exist, the great is not great.

Under all that we think, lives all we believe, like the ultimate veil of our spirits

There is no need to show your ability before everyone.

Just because someone raps, doesn't mean that's all they can do. A lot of people are multi-talented.

Jesus didn't die for us so we could pretend to be something we're not.

Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.

Kill the ones that eat us. Eat the ones we kill