The months before my son was born, I used to yell from night to morn, 'Whatever it is, I'm against it! No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it!'

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Sow the help of God into your daily battles, and reap a harvest of victory.

Thank you for the confidence put in my by the motherland and the people, for giving me this chance to represent China's millions of women by going into space.

A person possessed with an idea cannot be reasoned with.

Poe wrote like a drunkard and a man who is not accustomed to pay his debts.

God doesn't always give us a blueprint for our lives, but he always gives us a next step.

I didn't have to step up into a leadership role, ... I just had to be there and help out where I could. But this year I had to be more of the man.

I think it's impossible for any of us not to find television, and the political process at its best on television, compelling.

Feminism remains something that needs to be explained to people.

Beware of people whose halos are on too tight.

Martin was dafter than a syphilitic polecat - where do I get these metaphors from?