The message was, the choices you make can have bad consequences. Everyone has the power of choice. Just like this kid had the power of choice to steal my car.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

Reputation Is Temporary..As Much as The Man Owning Your Reputation Is

Our behavior to ordinary people depicts our actual nature

Time and Patience they both test each other. One fails other takes over....

The first Garbage record sounds bizarre, it's not a pristine sounding album. We ran everything through stomp boxes and through samplers and that definitely gave it a vibe.

Better extirpate the whole breed, root and branch. And this, unless the German people come to their senses, is what we propose to do.

The weirdest thing in the world is to see some guy who is just super earnest.

All my kids love superheroes, but my middle daughter in particular is obsessed with Wonder Woman and Batgirl.

Someday, you will make an excellent guardian ba.” “Thanks,” I muttered. “Can’t wait to be poultry forever.

I shouldn't be married.

I think I'm actually more vulnerable than people imagine.