The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Whether beautiful or terrible, the past is always a ruin.

We are not punished for our sins, we are punished by them. We can't live with guilt for the whole of our lives..

The voice of the people is the voice of God.

If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my white brothers and sisters from a permanent death of the spirit, then nothing can be more redemptive.

For me, football always meant that we came together as a family and, in the summer we played football outside.

I am a little man and this is a little town, but there must be a spark in little men that can burst into flame.

The events which can not be prevented, must be directed.

That which is inherent in man is his virtue.

I've always loved reprehensible people because they're so much more interesting to play on screen.

When you think about Walt [Disney]'s life, I don't know of anybody on Earth over the last hundred years who has touched as many people as he did. He's touched every nation on Earth.