The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Freedom is not of use to those who do not know how to employ it.

I know that Israel does not stand alone. I know that America stands with Israel.

I love performing in any medium, and more the opportunities you have to vary things, the more you learn.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

A working class hero is something to be.

Evolutionary game theory is a way of thinking about evolution at the phenotypic level when the fitnesses of particular phenotypes depend on their frequencies in the population.

Fear was the knowledge of pain, the awareness that you could be hurt, that you could die.

The law of life is that the mind should be at rest while the body engages in action.

Our family is very tight. Just like any family, we have our ups and downs, but the love is always going to be there. I try to go to my parents house as much as I can.

When men can no longer be theists, they must, if they are civilized, become humanists.