The longer we stay in Hell, the more we become attached to it.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Fee-fi-fo-fum, you better run and hideI smell the blood of a petty little coward

I don't lie to you, " Alan said. "I lie WITH you."Sin stopped looking up at him from under her eyelashes and burst out laughing.Alan went red. "So I've just realized how that come out. Uh.

How much did a Dragon hide, when he walked the streets of the city?

Why do old men wake so early? Is it to have one longer day?

What is, is; and what ain't, ain't

Never be silent with persons you love and distrust," Mr. Carpenter had said once. "Silence betrays.

Every road has an end. Choose the one that worth travelling!

He hath freedom whoso beareth a clean and constant heart within.

Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.

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