The interesting thing about staring down a gun barrel is how small the hole is where the bullet comes out, yet what a big difference it would make in your social schedule.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Call on the Saviour, He will save you.

I look into my heart and see the abyss looking back at me.''I won't let you fall.

Live each day with the very best of expectations.

Our career is a dream. I mean, we get to act, travel around the world, and meet cool people. What's not to love!

Can't argue with Gene Roddenberry. He was a pretty brilliant guy.

I'm always on duty, so I tend to wear suits. I've got double-breasted and single-breasted, mostly dark blues and grays. I'm obsessed with them, and I always have been.

For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.

I should probably confess that I get bored easily, which explains my reluctance to work with formula, tropes, whatever.

There's so much that you can get mad about. Out of self-preservation, I focus on being grateful.

Art has always been aware of itself as art.