The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

I ignored your aura but it grabbed me by the hand, like the moon pulled the tide, and the tide pulled the sand.

Silence is not always a sign of wisdom, but babbling is ever a mark of folly.

The wise know their limitations; the foolish do not.

The thing that is incredible is life itself.

With good will for the entire cosmos, cultivate a limitless heart: above, below, and all around, unobstructed, without hostility or hate.

Satan is an astute theologian.

Inventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are rarely missed.

As a kid, I felt really weird.

I'm connected to both places because I already feel like New York is my home. But then again I feel like L.A. is my new home and Israel is my real home.

One has no right to form ideals of people, and then, because they don't justify them, become bitter.