The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

When you choose one way out of many, all the ways you don't take are snuffed out like candles, as if they'd never existed.

There is no greater achievement than being a grandfather who tells fairy tales to grandchildren.

Three life lessons: 1.No one will see you. 2.No one will say anything. 3.No one will save you.

A positive attitude goes a long way. Focus your energy on the here and now, and see how a happier you shines through.

The fatal tendency of mankind to leave off thinking about a thing when it is no longer doubtful is the cause of half their errors.

Mobile is the perfect example of what is enabling economic growth in the technology sector.

Love your Job, but never fall in love with your Company.

To make agriculture sustainable, the grower has got to be able to make a profit.

The warm sun kissed the earthTo consecrate thy birth,And from his close embraceThy radiant faceSprang into sight,A blossoming delight.

You will do very well to refuse offices; for a man seldom fails to give offense in them. It ought to weary you simply to hear them mentioned.