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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.


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A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.



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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.



Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.



Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.



Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.



A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.



A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.



A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.



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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.



To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.





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I rather like the world. The flesh is pleasing and the Devil does not trouble me.



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The important thing is to concentrate upon what you can do - by yourself, upon your own initiative.



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