The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

You want me to pin my entire operation, the entire revolution on some teenaged love story? I can't believe this.

He told m the best advice he could ever give me is all in this book. We need God's constant help and blessings. Both are in the pages of the Bible.

She became his Ariadne, leading him through the labyrinth of books, stopping now and then to pass another one to him.

I like the relative literacy of at least some of England. I mean, I didn't come for the food or the weather!

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven.

You know how to vanquish, Hannibal, but you do not know how to profit from victory.

Its beyond him now. its time for you to do you own thing." "My thing? my thing only worked if Grace was here to make it work. without Grace, i have an emotionally unbalanced wolf and a Volkswagen.

Focus your mind on what your Highest Self chooses to be.

We have found ways to capture, kill and market ocean wildlife on an unprecedented scale. It's an absolute catastrophe.