The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”"Don't vote. It just encourages them....

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

I hated the quiet. I could hear my fears that much louder for it.

Ambition can creep as well as soar.

I was a huge Ann-Margret fan, and I wanted to be like her.

I know I've got to just keep throwing the ball. That's what I do best.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

The just is close to the people's heart, but the merciful is close to the heart of God.

Don't engage with people who are bullying. And as difficult as it might seem, it's not personal, it has to do more with them. But it's something THEY have to work on.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

I thing that god is always listening to all my prayers.and i have so many dreams in my life.thats why I'm always praying that's someday I'm going to achieve all my dreams.

A lover is always accused of something. But when he finds his love, whatever was lost in the looking comes back completely changed.