The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.

Mothers got a hard road to travel, believe me.

To you character is a psychosis. Integrity is a complex.

She ran into the bathroom and powdered her face and the front of her dress, drew a surrealistic version of a mouth beneath her nose, and dashed into her bedroom to find a coat.

Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.

Oh, my God!" Ignatius bellowed from the front of the house. "What an egregious insult to good taste.

Today was once the future from which you expected so much in the past.

What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?

The fire of love is drawn from the sky rather than the human mind.

The two things I use the most are the MacBook Air and my iPhone. Those are my two most-used gadgets that are dented, scratched and smashed.

The biggest difference between me and other artists out there is that they'll put anything out to sell a record or sell a ticket.

No form of art goes beyond ordinary consciousness as film does, straight to our emotions, deep into the twilight room of the soul.

When we say we are certain so-and-so can't possibly have done it, what we mean is that we think he very likely did.

Anyone who has spent five seconds in my company, or two seconds in my bedroom knows that I am not a white supremacist.

An exceptional company is the one that gets all the little details right.

You should always be careful of what you say in parting.