Oh, my God!" Ignatius bellowed from the front of the house. "What an egregious insult to good taste.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors.

I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.

Mothers got a hard road to travel, believe me.

To you character is a psychosis. Integrity is a complex.

She ran into the bathroom and powdered her face and the front of her dress, drew a surrealistic version of a mouth beneath her nose, and dashed into her bedroom to find a coat.

Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.

No success was won without enthusiasm and perseverance.

Selling cakes and pies to raise money for research into cancer or any other health related issue, is like selling meat at a campaign to raise awareness about the environment.

He who cannot believe is cursed, for he reveals by his unbelief that God has not chosen to give him grace.

I think a Chris Jericho triple DVD set is a great present. I don't what my kids are complaining about.

They wanted genuine intimacy, but they could not get even normally near to anyone, because they scorned to take the first steps, they scorned the triviality which forms common human intercourse.

I think that's why we're always so fascinated with criminal stories because there but for the grace of God it could be us.

Email is not going to disappear. Possibly ever. Until the robots kill us all.

You don't win or lose the games bcoz of 11 you select. You win or lose with what those 11 do on the field.

Don't try to write what other people are writing - write what is true to you.

Things divine are not attainable by mortals who understand sensual things.