The covers of this book are too far apart.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

You’ll only fall if you doubt your balance.

Ownership of words is the reason, only few of us truly keep and respect our words. If you won't keep yours, it's probably not yours.

Loaming is my special word for it..it's a combination of looming and roaming

If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

I was in my dad's church, his Baptist church, and I think the first song I ever performed was 'Jesus Be a Fence Around Me.'

We need a different kind of leadership in the White House that understands how to get bureaucracies competent again.

They say I'm a one-horse trainer but didn't I make a good job of it?

Our liberty cannot be taken away unless the people are themselves accomplices.

The profit on a good action is to have done it.

It takes a strong heart to drive on clogged arteries.