The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.

I don't have hate in my heart. I don't hate any person, place or thing...but I hate the Yankees.

I am the first to admit my iPad is the coolest thing in the world, but when we can be in a room together and really connect, or leave the gadgets home and go for a hike, then I'm happy.

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

A brick layer, lays bricks... I'm an Actor, that's what I do.

Patience has never been my strong suit.

I'm a workaholic. I could easily work 300-plus days of the year.

Well, the clown suit is a riot, too.

I usually work from the inside out but sometimes in comedy it's fun to work from the outside in.

Some people have questioned whether or not I can play a nice guy. Sometimes you can't win for losing.

The most challenging part of being a dad is self-restraint. So often your instinct is to teach and tell. I am constantly reminding myself to listen to them.

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There are few things more important than being prepared—for an interview, an important meeting, selling your home, a new baby—the list goes on.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

People seem to get caught up in jargon like they get caught up in ashrams and power structures and they never become free. They become masters of jargon and power structures.

If a rhinoceros were to enter this restaurant now, there is no denying he would have great power here. But I should be the first to rise and assure him that he had no authority whatever.

It's a matter of will. If you know that you can keep your head, and that you must keep your head, you probably will keep your head.

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

I was terribly shy and never said anything in class. Then I started getting into school plays. When you've got words to say, you've got a sort of armour.

The worst thing about the fantasies of the mentally ill is that they're so damned consistent. They never let up. They never give you any rest.

For an athlete, there's no time off until it's over.