Some people have questioned whether or not I can play a nice guy. Sometimes you can't win for losing.

I don't have hate in my heart. I don't hate any person, place or thing...but I hate the Yankees.

I am the first to admit my iPad is the coolest thing in the world, but when we can be in a room together and really connect, or leave the gadgets home and go for a hike, then I'm happy.

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

A brick layer, lays bricks... I'm an Actor, that's what I do.

Patience has never been my strong suit.

I'm a workaholic. I could easily work 300-plus days of the year.

The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.

Well, the clown suit is a riot, too.

I usually work from the inside out but sometimes in comedy it's fun to work from the outside in.

The most challenging part of being a dad is self-restraint. So often your instinct is to teach and tell. I am constantly reminding myself to listen to them.

The best way to lose a woman was to show her a kind of life that one could offer her for only a few days.

Text, images, and video are the paint swatches of 21st-century artists — with a single catch: this form of art has to communicate, engage, and sell.

It's good to know that there's a fine line between an "outfit" and a "getup."

To awaken a man who is deceived as to his own merit is to do him as bad a turn as that done to the Athenian madman who was happy in believing that all the ships touching at the port belonged to him.

The mind's eye is perhaps no better fitted for the full radiance of truth, than is the body's for that of the sun.

It's hard enough to do a good show, but it seems like not enough to want to do that.

She waits for me, my lady Earth, Smiles and waits and sighs; I'll say her nay, and hide away, Then take her by surprise.

If I'm feeling something, I know if it's a song, or if it's a little story that I'm going to write, or if it's a painting or play. I might sit down and write a play.

She was the first woman who left me. (on his former wife, Rachel Hunter, shortly after their break-up)

You should know how to do your job.