The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

He thought she knew what he meant, but the biggest mistake you can make is thinking they know what you mean.

I wonder if this is how it feels to grow old. Knowing that time is still passing but you’re no longer a part of it.

Not into older guys, huh?" asked Adrian once we were alone."You're imagining things, " I said. "Clearly, my stunning beauty has clouded your mind.

Don’t think for a moment that you’ve gotta be perfect to be paid.

It is possible to adore those newly come into your world, to envision, no matter how late in the day, a happily entwined future with those who have not been part of your past.

Lead such a life, that, when you die, the people may mourn you, and while you are alive they long for your company.

The young people have read my book. Now I have no chance.

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life?

Oprah Winfrey gives you the stage? Shut your mouth. I said, 'I'm sorry for taking over your show.' She said, 'No, that's why we have you here.'

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then unto me.