The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.

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Wine is a successful effort to translate the perishable into the permanent.

We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.

Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.

A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick

Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator

It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.

The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk

Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.

Fred Trueman the man has often been tactless, haphazard, crude, a creature of impulse.

I wonderif you ever read my poemsand wish they were writtenfor you.

Make an impact with your connections. You don’t only connect because you want to get people who will help you. You also connect in order to get to know who you can help.

Intuition is educated by experience and employed by curiosity.

I didn't know I had this many fans in Puerto Rico. I'm going to carry this memory to my grave.

The learnin' mind is the livin' mind, Meronym said, an any sort o'Smart is truesome Smart, old Smart or new high Smart or low.

Grace is like a lake of drinkable water right outside your door. But you stay inside and die of thirst.

Dogs do not have many advantages over people, but one of them is extremely important: euthanasia is not forbidden by law in their case; animals have the right to a merciful death.

And she is your holy Mary. And I am so ordinary.

All I heard was the blood rushing through my ears, and the distant rumble and crackle of the Lake of Fire. (And Khufu scratching himself and grunting, but that was nothing new.)

Nothing could be as hard as middle school.