Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator

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The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.

Wine is a successful effort to translate the perishable into the permanent.

We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.

Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.

A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick

It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.

The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk

Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.

Fred Trueman the man has often been tactless, haphazard, crude, a creature of impulse.

We have been pretending for a long time to be limited beings.

Would 'sorry' have made any difference? Does it ever? It's just a word. One word against a thousand actions.

Politics is largely governed by sententious platitudes which are devoid of truth

Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

To succeed, you must believe. When you believe, you will succeed.

I use all sorts of things to work with: old brooms, old sweaters, and all kinds of peculiar tools and materials... I paint to excite myself, and make something for myself.

Sometimes it's necessary to do wrong. Sometimes it's the only way to make things right.

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

When I wear high heels I have a great vocabulary and I speak in paragraphs. I'm more eloquent. I plan to wear them more often.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.