We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.

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The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.

Wine is a successful effort to translate the perishable into the permanent.

Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.

A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick

Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator

It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.

The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk

Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.

Fred Trueman the man has often been tactless, haphazard, crude, a creature of impulse.

Perhaps wherever you go first is what you judge everything else by.

When she turned to see me smiling. It was an awkward smile, but you only really know what a smile means when you own the face behind it. Everyone else just sees the smile they expected it to be.

Better not to plant seeds of selfishness than try to eradicate them once they have grown into giant weeds. (91)

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.

I do force myself to sleep with myself to get the job. But that's always a disappointment.

Self-realization: No ego, no desires, no weight problems, no tax forms, no death to die, no life to live.

There is no Christian duty that is not to be seasoned and set off with cheerishness, which in a thousand outward and intermitting crosses may yet be done well, as in this vale of tears.

You don't have a family doctor anymore like you did when you were a kid, who treated you throughout your life.

Only those faults which we encounter in ourselves are insufferable to us in others.

You refuse to forgive people, and yet on the Day of Judgment you will stand bare, begging Allah to forgive you.