The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

No great soul, as they say, lives for very long. Because God desperately wants all the great people near him.

What makes life life and not a simple story? Jagged bits moving never still, all along the wall.

Go to Venice. Find Scorpia. And you will find your destiny.

It's such a challenge to play a good guy - it's hard to be believable.

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

To wear something like that your whole life is the largest compliment someone can pay to you as an artist.

I write weird stories. I don't know why I like weirdness so much ... But when I write, I write weird. That's very strange. When I'm getting more and more serious, I'm getting more and more weird.

I learn fast and I take note of what I've been told.

It takes the whole of life to learn how to live, and - even more surprising - it takes the whole of life to learn how to die.

The ultimate aim of all science is to penetrate the unknown.