The Problem is Not the Problem.The Problem is Your Attitude Towards the Problem

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem

Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?

Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?

Love shouldn't be about jealousy or anything like that. It should be about commitment and being able to trust that person. If you can't have that from the get-go, there's a problem.

My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.

There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.

So far as inland discovery was concerned, the adventurous spirit of the English was that of sailors who land but for a day, and their enterprise the enterprise of traders.

I played a role. That is what actors do. But I played it too well. I went too far. And by the time I wanted to stop, to take a bow and leave the stage, it was too late.

Coal miners don't get coal miners' block.

If you feel so strongly about what's on television, don't have one.

The only thing I've experienced that could compare to the launch in terms of raw power was the Loma Prieta earthquake.

Birth-control through self-restraint is the most desirable, sensible and totally harmless method.

Really, we don't relate our Atlanta setup to here. I feel like the shock [absorber] package will be different and the springs will certainly be different than Atlanta.