The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Technology & Science is what you make it!!!

By buying the power of the workman, the capitalist has, therefore, acquired the right to use of make that labouring power during the whole day or week.

It's a sad day when Republicans will attack fellow Republicans on an issue as fundamental as free enterprise.

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

Write as if your parents are dead.

Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much.

I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder of disgust.

There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.

Ideas come in pairs and they contradict one another; their opposition is the principal engine of reflection.

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams