The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Read this first volume and you'll want to finish the next two--300, 000 words in total--with the first 90, 000 setting the stage for a life-affirming masterpiece, and characters you will never forget!

Modern society drinks in streams of information while dying of wisdom thirst.

Love and a red rose can't be hid.

Sticking to a diet required me to have a permanently low self-esteem. But happily, I developed other skills beyond a fluctuating weight, eventually building up a different source of self-worth.

I like being at home with my music and my books. I’ve done all the partying, I’ve done enough partying for four or five people as a young fella. But now I like the quiet life.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

There exists just the One mind.

Character cannot be made except by a steady, long-continued process.

Whatever you want to do, go do it.

A true friend is someone with whom protocol is no longer necessary.