'The Godfather' was the glorification of a bunch of bums who never existed.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

She had taken many more punches to both body and soul than anyone should ever have to endure. But she had been able to rebel every time.

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit, " she yelled.

It would seem that marsupials are poor imitations of full-fledged mammals. Their inadequacy gives them a certain appeal

I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

The more sensible a woman is, supposing her not to be masculine, the more attractive she is in her proportionate power to entertain.

Public service must be more than doing a job efficiently and honestly. It must be a complete dedication to the people and to the nation.

The presidency has become a series of visuals I don't know how a woman fits into.

Conscience is a thousand witnesses.

I really believe amendment " to make English our common and unifying language" is racist. I think it's directed basically to people who speak Spanish.